May 2013
thedramaticsneeze:
hoshigumayuugi:
i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
justisse:
xxfluffygenocidexx:
justisse:
when you’re in a bad mood and your guy friends immediately ask if you’re on your period
We ask because we need to know if your legit having a problem we can help with. Or if your just emotional problems because of biology.
Moral of the rant. Don’t trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn’t die.
we’re gonna need a bigger jar
cokeflow:
when I was like 6 i was at church with my family and I asked my mom how much longer until it was over and she said 15 minutes so I counted to 60 fifteen times and it still wasn’t over and that’s why I don’t believe in god
“I’m going to make a store called “Build-a-Bra” where girls can go and make bras...”
– my 12 year old “niece” Lila on her business idea.
I love that little girl.
(via marrymejasonsegel)
Best idea.
(via shakethecobwebs)
I wanna go
(via godricsgirl)
LACE AND DIAMONDS WILL COST A LITTLE EXTRA!
(via mojoflower)
“so what are you learning in math at the moment?”
that’s a good question
arpakasso:
bondoge:
swag youre it
no snapbacks
pastthemoonandthestars:
i say such sexual and inappropriate things but in reality i’m the biggest virgin you’ll ever meet
if i had to choose a sentence to describe myself this would be it
epic-humor:
welcomebackronberto: How to successfully seduce someone:
Step 1. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
danimansutti:
really nothing nicer than someone saying “saw this and thought of you”
hungarian:
it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
Anonymous asked: Why are you so pretty? Lol jks
punsicle:
have you ever stayed up late with someone texting or chatting and known as the hours ticked by that you’d be ridiculously tired in the morning but it didnt matter because it was really fun and totally worth losing sleep over just to laugh with someone and enjoy their company maybe and then the next day you keep tiredly recalling how much fun it was while you’re falling asleep in class...
laughingstation:
when people take your sarcastic jokes seriously
Things that say a lot about people:
the way which they treat the waiter/waitress
how they feel about the weather
whether they dog ear pages or highlight in books
fingernails
and hands in general
their preferred creative outlet
how much they dread/enjoy talking on the phone
whether or not they drink coffee
if they ever forget to eat
how honest they are with themselves (and others)
...
meladoodle:
coolgirlfriend:
boys who can pull off facial hair are hot
i think you’re supposed to use a razor
“Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another...”
– H. Jackson Brown, Jr. (via erraticintrovert)
nahlou:
there are hannah montana lyrics for whatever life throws at you
i wanna play twister with someone really hot
oops i fell & touched your whole body
